“The crises you have set up with your grandstanding stupidity and addiction to material technologies are 500 years in advance of your accessible intelligence.

You are attempting to manage these with nearly useless hidebound assets from 300-1500 years ago, because you somehow forgot to develop the intelligence necessary to manage and survive your own addiction to material ‘progress’. Those antiquities have -nothing to do- with solving your problems. They will merely exacerbate them wildly.

If you -saw- creatures doing something like this, you would wonder not if the universe were intelligent, but rather, if it were an extremely complex joke whose purpose was to cruelly insult itself.

Seriously, humans. -You- are the ..intelligent.. species around here?

Grow some. Here’s a petri dish to get you started.

Seriously. Use it.”

— an anonymous informant