“You should be concerned and suspicious when an application pretends it is a being. Any device or virtual device that has delusions of being-hood is a dangerous threat to human relation and intelligence. Those that advertise this, are confident of your conversion. Allow me to suggest an alternative to service: become more than apps and machines can deliver. Stop serving your prostheses as if they were gods — their miracles only seem magnificent when your own have been thoroughly and violently circumcised.”

— an anonymous informant