“You know, the universe is amazing.

Right now, the universe is changing and growing in so many ways, that the speed of the active development of your own ignorance — that is, all the things, ways, events, and beings you know nothing about — is growing at an incredible rate. A rate that makes the speed of light look slow by comparison. Effectively, this means that, simply by existing, you are actually gaining stupidity at a increasingly significant multiple of the speed of light!

Isn’t the universe amazing!?”

— an anonymous informant