US report card:

Democracy: You’re doing it wrong.
Freedom: You’re doing it wrong.
Progress: You’re doing it wrong.
Justice: You’re doing it wrong.
Human Rights: You’re doing it wrong.
Education: You’re doing it wrong.
Economics: D
Capitalism: D
Social Infrastructure: D-
Entertainment: C+
War: C
Health Care: You’re doing it wrong.
Collective Intelligence: D
Environment: You’re kidding, right?
Hubristic Grandstanding: C+