Need a -job-?? There are plenty on offer! All you have to do is be willing to harass, arrest, maim, or kill your fellow taxpayers — or people far away!

Thousands of NEW OPPORTUNITIES await those smart enough to step up!

Earn combat glory! Learn to talk about human beings as if they were garbage or objects! Kill living beings for fun and profit!

Big money! Big prizes! Homes! Cars! Bank Accounts! Health Care! Education! You can have it all if you will simply serve the ravenous Monster that we are assembling. You too, can consume the lives, hopes, bodies and minds of your friends, family and children! All you need is an able body, and the capacity to sport our uniform and weaponry kits.

EVERY ONE A WINNER!