BP: Alright, we admit that we’ve got the collective intelligence of a forking SOAPDISH, but our idea is this: we’re going to bring the oil to the surface, and BURN IT OFF at MILLIONS OF GALLONS PER DAY! That way, we can transfer the poisoning project from the ocean to the sky! It IS bigger, right? Just think, we can poison everything that swims, AND everything that breathes, too!