Just got a crucial email from Microsoft:

“You’re not using the Office 365 app, so you’re missing out!”

I wrote them back:

Thank you for your email! I am so glad to be missing out on being surveilled, fracked, lied to, advertised to, having my personal data sold to malignant corporations bent on turning humans into manipulable commodities, and blatantly supporting actual demons advertising themselves as the saviors of our benefit and freedom.