https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/11/dogs-dont-understand-basic-concepts.html

The Monty Python crew once skat about a lethal joke. Well, this one was nearly lethal for me, because it ruined my ability to breathe… several times during our first encounter.

The by-line image is effectively how my heart and core feel »at all times. And that by itself was nearly enough to encourage me to purchase the farm due to heavy inclement humor.

But the other problem with this entire … drug-masquerading-as-a-comedy routine is this: inside myself, I am the dog-humans, both of these dogs, and 7 other dogs… all the time.

It’s inconceivable to me that I continue to survive »doing anything at all. Including writing this!

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Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving

Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from lava in swim fins.