https://theonion.com/hey-you-got-something-to-eat-1819584187/

The first time I read this, I had to struggle to breathe within nearly fatal laughter. This remains one of the funniest things I have ever read (spoiler: those of you who actually »raise goats, well, your mileage may vary).

Part of what powerful humor does, of course, is reveal something about ourselves we hadn’t consciously conceived of. Vis a vis this, allow me to say that I have at least 3 specialized goats inside me… that are pretty much just saying this.

And now, a brief Editorial from A Goat…