“Attention: This Is Not An Actual Election. This is a Test of the Emergency Absence of an Actual Election System. If this had been an actual election, the unimaginable lying and posturing of one specific idiot would have gone untransmitted. And various public citizens would have convened for deep and careful pre-election debate.

Again, this is Not an Actual Election. Vote as you will, and enjoy the sh*tshow that will certainly result in various Emergencies, during which, we will broadcast warnings and alarms as appropriate.”

— infraheard