After conversing for a few minutes last night, we decided that we had to record the discussion because of how profound it quickly became. In this conversation we discuss ‘the egg’ in the Hieronymus Bosch painting ‘The Garden of Earthly Delights, and Bosch’s intention to create an encrypted document that, like a metaphysical encyclopedia, contained both the structure of the trap of material existence and the keys to the liberation of those within it. We also discuss a variety of tangential but related topics, including the problem of there being ‘no available moves’ within a thermodynamic system due to the Law of Conservation. Other topics include: God needing a way to »see himself being seen (the satellite conjecture), the ‘oblique distortion of the perfect circle’ in the egg, the reproductive intelligences of the female, Robin Hood as ‘the Clitoral Hero’, and a range of other provocative fascinations.