“What the hell is going on with China? I think they figured out two totally strategic features of American life and mind. The first is we live to shop. So they created Temu, will billions of products that not only shouldn’t exist, but you cannot even tell what they are for! I saw 16 consecutive items that I not only didn’t know what they were… I could not determine what »class of object they were! Is this a computer thing? High tech sex object? Replacement for my child? Does it cause cars to levitate? I cannot tell!

Also, try to buy ANYTHING on Amazon and 12 BILLION Chinese products infiltrate your mind and nocturnal dreaming. I want socks? NO. You will have 4000 Chinese brands of sock to choose from. Same with light bulbs. Gloves. Pants. Underwear. You want a hoodie? You will literally LOSE YOUR FUTURE trying to select one on Amazon. The Chinese have won the 47 wars we didn’t prepare for. It’s over. We’re Chinese now. If not by birth, by purchase. I won’t even mention the pair of sneakers that my sister brought home that were straight-up offgassing radioactive mercury and killed the family dog in 15 minutes.”

— Bobby Yingo at the Amazon Room