“Other questions I have about food: is it still a salad if it is all bacon and dressing and a few decorative kale leaves? Is candy a dinner if it is accompanied by popcorn? How many days in a row can I eat flaming hot doritos before I seriously endanger my digestive tract with my nosh and burn techniques? Do apples still keep the dr away if they are covered in caramel?”

— infraheard ( Siobhán Gordon )