“Fellow humans. You have a device called a remote. And you lose it. And then you freak out because you cannot do anything without it.

And you wonder: why is this happening to me?

But the answer is simple.

The device is simply trying to live up to what you called it.

Did it never occur to you that something called a »remote… would actually try to simply live up to it’s name and disappear into the local twilight zone of your couch cushions or bed blankets?”

— Bobby Yingo at the 47-button room