Salesman: Interested in a new car?

Customer: Well, sort of.

Salesman: What’s your fancy?

Customer: Do you have anything that has, like, all kinds of new and unpredictable ways to crash into things, explode, fall apart, and turn ordinary life into a cascade of disasters?

Salesman: This is a car dealership. There’s a singles bar next door. One door down from that is a polling place.