2013: ∞

Take a goodly portion of garden-variety Stupid. Now add some hubris to taste, and bake until subconscious insecurity results from the obscured awareness that you began with. Stupid becomes Certainty.

Garnish this with credentials that any half-sober jackass could assemble, and you have a perfect candidate to lead Americans. I mean, if the selection process and voting record actually represent American intelligence, this is what they were after from the start.