Imagine that the Earth is an actual woman. Just for the sake of argument. And she has relationships… a family, suitors, and friends.

Imagine that she becomes deathly ill with a disease called homo sapiens sapiens (why the fuck did we stutter on wisdom when naming ourselves?) and goes to the Doctor.

The Doctor does some tests and makes a diagnosis. The treatment, it turns out, is complex. It involves radical changes in her ‘behavior’, as well as allowing her to run ‘a fever’ and the introduction of a few medicinal microorganisms that will act as antihumanics.

The Doctor doesn’t want to wipe out »all the humans, but their radical overpopulation… and catastrophic affect on every aspect of her metabolism, has to be addressed — immediately, and radically.