“My father tells the tale of a day when, being both young and mischievous, he and his brother discovered their mother’s secret cache of chocolates. And, with great relish consumed them to the last square.

As they were not much at reading, and were excited to have found this unexpected treasure, they’d no idea that what they had found and consumed in great quantity was not precisely candy: it was Ex-lax — a strong laxative housed in a chocolate-like coating.

Needless to say, for the next few days, a very shitty time was had by all. Which reminds me, somehow, of the present state of the American electoral situation.”

— Bobby Yingo at the Green Room