https://medium.com/ill-ixi-lli/debunking-reality-cons-71954d5f6407

“Don’t believe those people who tell you that raising your vibration gives you divine powers. I used to believe that when I was a kid, so I learned how to raise my vibrations. One day when I was playing with my dog he suddenly caught on fire for no apparent reason. A day after that my mother died of spontaneous combustion, and anything I looked at too long began to smoulder. I think we might have that whole thing backwards. Higher doesn’t mean better. It means something like ‘things just keep burning up when I touch them’. Your vibrations are fine. If you really want to raise them, you are going to need fireproof clothing and lots of new kinds of insurance. And you will get jobs like ‘cigarette lighter’ and ‘heating unit’—in Siberia. Carrie was just a story about a girl who raised her vibrations.”

— Bobby Yingo at the Red Room