“Being a yogi doesn’t mean you have to sit silently and smile whenever unpleasant people cross your path. Being a yogi does not mean letting people walk all over you when they feel like it.

Being a yogi means being a cleptomaniacal, hat-wearing cartoon bear with a strange accent and a hankering for picnic baskets. It means having a small side-kick pet-named ‘mistake’.”

— overheard overhead