One reader writes:

“Can you help ‘correct’ the [redacted]s who think its my job to entertain and stroke them while I’m working as a prostitute? — I mean waitress? They’ve confused the two and don’t have the right budget for either.”

This is the sort of question that begins one’s day as a cognitive activist on the right note. One method I have previously recommended is that waitresses practice ‘open carry’. This means that you are wearing a fully functional sidearm, however it is not yet loaded with ammunition. In case of gender abuse, one can subtly mention that your ammo is near at hand and glance meaningfully at your enforcement options.

Another one I like is the ‘Black Widow’. They want a seductress? Great, you’ve got their number right here. Drug their coffee, lure em to a kill-room out back, and make serial killer history. After all, they -were- requesting special service, no?

Sell tickets to the event to actual local prostitutes and soon you’ll own the restaurant. And, best of all, you’re now a self-trained surgeon!