You know, the US government is right. We need protection. But they are extremely confused about who we need protection -from-. You want to mobilize the armed forces? Great! But -we- get to select what they do, not idiots.

So, first, they take down Monsanto, Bayer and BP. I don’t mean fine them. I mean -wipe them off the face of the Earth-. Blackwater not withstanding, since these are just unarmed corporations, that will be quick and easy.

Then, send the Navy to -protect- the whales, and attack anything that wants to blast -random populations of intelligent mammals- with explosive underwater mapping apparatus. They will assault anyone dumping -any kind of poison- into the ocean. And will punish all poaching with death.

Then, send the Army to protect the last remaining stands of forest in the Amazon, and the Elephants, Rhinocerouses and other endangered animals in Africa and around the world.

And have them -escort the Republican elements of our government directly to a place where they can be rescued from their own malignant elitism and taught in simple, basic ways, what it means to be a human being-.

They are right. We need protection. But not from nations. From human stupidity, avarice, elitism, hatred, and tyranny.