In an abrupt and wholly uncharateristic turn of seemingly anti-draconian user-empowerment, facebook recently added (brace yourself) ***the ability to edit posts***.

This, after only 8(+) years of only having the option to write them in stone? The imagination staggers to speculate on possible future developments. Are they going to… let us freely send friend requests? Search our own updates? Allow FEMEN to post nipple-activism? End prisons in our time?

Actually, they are just testing our interest in the ability to edit our own posts so that they can then -remove it and sell it back to us at prices that vary by word count-.

Just like heroin. The first high is always free.