Aphorisms

An itchy birthstone will bring you sugar-money. Clothes worn for sleep become a wish that has a knife collection. To find a horseshoe means your house will become a leg. If you open an umbrella inside a book, it will rain in a small town in France. At the end of the rainbow is a lethal selkie who will compel you to make her exotic salads forever. Friday the thirteenth turns some random doctors inside out. If you get the large end of the wishbone, God will immediately have to use the bathroom in complete silence. Blowing out all of the candles on your birthday cake means that 3 of the nine planets have fallen in love with a cricket who is playing Bach but will never be heard by human ears. Toads cause perfect interference if taken to sports events. Beginner’s luck depends upon local and distributed vaginal variables.