“So, let me get this straight. Anyone can utterly destroy our lives, rights… children… or just outright rape the environment (and our future) without cause for concern other than where to store the money. But we, the victims, have to circulate PETITIONS to PLEAD with RAPISTS that they kindly stop? Really? Ok. You’re screwed. I mean completely screwed. Like, beyond Woody Allen screwed. You’re done. You might as well just join the rapists. Seriously.”

— an anonymous comedian