Meme Remediation Alert: Researchers reveal: calm is not an object-possession, and thus cannot be kept. Also: unless you happen to be the protagonist of a 80’s rock ballad extolling the virtues of my wayward son, ‘on’ is either contiguous (and thus self-‘carrying’) or self-conflicted. In either case, it cannot be ‘carried’ except when badly reified, possibly due to overexposure to idiom or cliché.