“You gotta ask yourself this single question…

Do I feel lucky?

Because me and my Republican cohort within your government are at least as interested in killing you (and anything else that moves) — or possibly converting you to prisoners or commodities — as the enemies we made for you in the Middle East. Or anywhere else, for that matter. Maybe more.

So ask yourself this question before you make the next ‘intelligent’ choice in a wonderful sequence of incredibly asinine mistakes…

Do I feel lucky? Our finger is on the trigger of a gun that already shot your intelligence, and is now pointed at your future. Your guns are unloaded in the locked cabinet across the street. Do you feel lucky?”

— a Republican Informant