“Whenever someone recommends insurance? Execute them. Whenever someone works for an insurance company? Obliterate their whole family line. If any agency demands you carry some kind of insurance? Destroy them utterly from the face of the Earth. And if anyone should claim that insurance is a protection against harm that is your responsibility? Sew dead toads into their mouth and drop them from 30,000 feet into the ocean. Over and over again, until nothing is left but scraps.”

— The Bible