“It happens that every once in a while, one of your people wanders into our forest looking for untouched Indians to do drugs with or something. Generally speaking we are friendly for the few moments required to kill them and put their head on a stick. It is often entertaining to see the surprise in their eyes when they realize the outcome of their adventurism and naivete. There are many such sticks now. We hope you may come to visit us with your ridiculous ideas again soon. We have a lot of empty sticks. You have a lot of empty heads. Let’s get together.”

— an amazon native warrior