“Just remember: for each additional exclamation mark? You lose about 20% of your remaining IQ. For every word in all caps? Another 15% of your brain-cells go offline in protest. Every time you use that ridiculous half-spelled pseudo-acronym for a five-letter word? Your intelligence essentially ejects its warp core and applies for a job as a sewage maintenance ‘technician’ (think: your bare hands, and poo). So, you know, you might want to consider developing language skills. They have a direct impact on your capacity to be or become intelligent. I won’t even mention the effect that endless votes for stupidity existing in and as excuses for human communication have on the rest of the species.”

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