“We are being destroyed by within. This insidious ‘freedom game’ they have developed is tearing our nation apart, and they must be stopped. We need to make laws, immediately, that punish the free exhibition of human excellence, heroism, and intelligence. It seems a big price to pay, but the preservation of our way of life demands it. The president has decided that Texas will be converted into a privately held prison state. We’re going to put them there, in a box, where this sickness can be contained and treated. We are going to save this country from this bizarre development, no matter what the cost.”

— a highly confused anonymous asshat, circa 2015