“There is a small creature of unknown origin which appears to have a relatively advanced culture that exists alongside our own. They are smaller than mice, incredibly stealthy, and they have an insatiable weakness for guitar picks, which they steal and craft into all kinds of strange and useful objects. We used to call them pick gremlins, but they are probably more properly some form of imp. Most of the guitar picks ever created lie in their hands presently. A vast, almost universal collection is held in some tabernacle where, it is said, strange indigenous rights are regularly performed.”

— an anonymous informant