“I want to see a TV show called The Mild, Mild, Mess starring James Mess, an overly articulate housecleaner with a penchant for getting into incredibly ordinary predicaments with boring people whilst deftly avoiding romantic entanglements with an endless array of unsightly and lugubrious pursuers.

And I want to write a song called Mock Mobster which is a take-off on Rock Lobster and features a prank cement-shoes incident where the protective air-hose breaks…”

— an anonymous aspect of my mind today