As opposed to the utopian dreams they sold us as children, the actual character of the future assembling itself through and around us looks a lot more like this:

“Got a creepy phone call from some company – they refused to tell me who they were and acted really weird. I called back – they want to sell us life insurance. The way the guy sounded, I think they want to sell it to us, make themselves the beneficiaries, then murder us in our sleep.”

— Lisa Adams Monzon