My pet theory finally collapsed and became a bunch of organ-like elements most of which were obliged to compose the strangest possible organism ever. The rest looked like an exploded property of logic. The organism was angry after assembling itself; it didn’t belong to any species and couldn’t reproduce except through a fungal envelope having to do with a form of insanity peculiar to Jewish mathematicians.

I wrote my mom a letter about it, but she was already dead. I am fairly sure it was delivered anyway, but that’s even weirder since she donated her corpse to research, so I think they had to copy it multiple times and deliver it to various bits of bone or ash or whatever they made of her when they were done making her an example or moment of research.

Anyway, my theory is gone now and the absurdly strange organism only has one wing and keeps attempting to sting the neighbor children, all of whom seem fascinated. Every once in a while the thing emits an eye, but these do not appear physically connected to it. What do they see? Dogs avoid it like something from another world. One dog turned completely white when he saw it, dropped stool, and fled, squealing as if on fire. From now on, that thing’s on its own. I am not its father. I mean, seriously, it was just a theory.

This isn’t supposed to happen.