“What are we doing here?”

“No one knows.”

“How did we get here?”

“We have some rather silly stories, but no one can remember.”

“Why did we come?”

“Everyone seems to think there’s a reason, but again, the stories are largely ridiculous. No one has any convincing explanation.”

“What are we supposed to do?”

“We have too many different copies of the sacred Book of Supposed-To.”

“Sounds like things are a mess here.”

“Yes, they are. Hey, wait… maybe that’s a clue?”