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by | Feb 15, 2025 | Status Update

I imagine going to a doctor who says ‘Well, something is definitely wrong, and, although we’re not sure what it is, it’s clearly a result of you having organs. So let’s get rid of those, as quickly as possible. We’re confident that this...

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by | Feb 15, 2025 | Status Update

We should bear in mind that the fact that someone is emitting face noises is not necessarily indicative of anything resembling thought, awareness, intelligence, or understanding. Face noises are perhaps more indicative of a kind of gassy buildup in the brain...

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by | Feb 15, 2025 | Status Update

If I were China, North Korea, or Russia (as if I could be a nation, or as if a nation is a person), I would be extremely enthusiastic about watching Trump rip the organs out of the United States. After all, they spend a great deal of money and effort to rip holes in...