by orchaeus | Nov 18, 2024 | Status Update
“No evidence of aliens.” — The Pentagon Actual meaning: “Nothing but aliens, everywhere.”
by orchaeus | Nov 18, 2024 | Status Update
Whenever I hear the word rampage, I can’t help but imagine bits of ancient books spontaneously crammed into indelicately named orifices.
by orchaeus | Nov 18, 2024 | Status Update
Neomoronic platitudes, at your swervice.
by orchaeus | Nov 18, 2024 | Status Update
“We’re sorry, you’ve reached ‘There Are No People Anymore”. In place of actual people, allow us to suggest the absence of People, as People. We have a broad variety of absences to choose from. This is the future. Please enjoy the opposite...
by orchaeus | Nov 18, 2024 | Shared Post
Phil, rocks…
