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“We barely have control””We barely have control”

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Number of times I’ve ‘picked up’ a female at a bar or club: 0 Number of times I’ve ‘picked up’ a female: 2. Both were old women who fell in public and needed immediate assistance.

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Humans are not intelligent at the collective level … but organisms … are.

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Ok, I walked home from approximately 9 billion miles away. Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death. I was literally walking through areas that were (“quote”) Mad Max dangerous. But I am so chillax that threats just averted themselves from my liquid...