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It Slipped My foot is in the shoe I am moving it It catches on the edge of the ladder But naturally, my wraidaria adjusts So that the injury, avoided, has been measured In my future’s favor The hand of my wraidaria rescues me And sometimes speaks As if ‘it...

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When I woke up this morning I found I had been transformed into a giant toad. So I snorted some fluoride and summoned a triad of UFOs. ‘My country is lethal nonsense’, I told them in toad-language. They teleported me to a cartoon place where the cars were...

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“I once believed that intelligence was somewhere inside me, while the phenomenon outside me was mute, but really, the phenomenon outside me was intelligent, although I was deaf to it. I believed that the phenomenon, lacking the power of speech, needed me to...