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Opinionaire (n): One whose library of opinions grows in diametric opposition to their staggering poverty of actual education or knowledge of some subject.

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Ergoblabulist (n): A certain species of opinionaire who confuses the facticity of their emission of face-noises with the facticity of the noises thus emitted. Such a one confuses the fact of their speaking with the (nearly always false) veracity of their copious...

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If they televised the permanent disappearance of sports I would totally watch that. Even with ads.