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I went up to the UCSF ER this evening to evaluate the possibilities of being seen there… on the way up, at the top of the hill, there was a cluster of emergency vehicles. Cops. Fire. Ambulence. Etc. There’s a bunch of construction going on so there are all...

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“So, as I was stumbling home from the neighborhood ‘bar(-dello)’, I came across my longtime neighbor, Steve, and his two small daughters. One of them, the somewhat more than toddler-year old was stumbling around like she was also drunk. He looked...

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Number of times I’ve ‘picked up’ a female at a bar or club: 0 Number of times I’ve ‘picked up’ a female: 2. Both were old women who fell in public and needed immediate assistance.

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Ok, I walked home from approximately 9 billion miles away. Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death. I was literally walking through areas that were (“quote”) Mad Max dangerous. But I am so chillax that threats just averted themselves from my liquid...