by orchaeus | Jun 1, 2024 | Status Update
“Battery sufficiently charged.” — my phone straight-up lying to me, every day
by orchaeus | Jun 1, 2024 | Status Update
They have literally decided to dedicate their lives to being possessed by people who don’t exist… — actors
by orchaeus | Jun 1, 2024 | Status Update
“Just gaze upon her visage once … and you will start to perish of beauty … inside yourself…” — infraheard
by orchaeus | Jun 1, 2024 | Status Update
That feeling when people look at their phone or watch by way of pretending not to see you and you just raise your phone and loudly take their picture.
by orchaeus | Jun 1, 2024 | Status Update
“Apparently, Bill Maher said that if Trump got prison time “The Maga Nation would go nuts”. Wouldn’t that be the tiniest transition in the history of transitions? I am reminded of asphalt ‘going black’ or the sun ‘going...
by orchaeus | Jun 1, 2024 | Status Update
“I decided to celebrate the verdict by emitting at least one obstreperous fart for each indictment. What I didn’t realize was how enthusiastic about this idea my innards could become, because they totally outdid my expectations by like… orders of...
