by orchaeus | May 14, 2024 | Status Update
“It’s true that in space no one can hear you scream, but in social media no one can hear you lie, and the most entertaining lie breaks the internet…” — Bobby Yingo on FB (Fart Bastion)
by orchaeus | May 13, 2024 | Status Update
“Only uninvested Belief tokens accrue interest…” — inframation
by orchaeus | May 13, 2024 | Status Update
“I’m a big fan of multiple personality disorder as a way of life. In fact, I don’t actually exist…” — Bobby Yingo at the MPD Nexus
by orchaeus | May 13, 2024 | Status Update
“I suspect that what happens ‘after death’ is at least as unique in every instance as it is the reiteration of a familiar ‘general template’.” — inframation
by orchaeus | May 13, 2024 | Status Update
There is literally NOTHING I am more vulnerable to in the universe. She might as well be female kryptonite. — the Norwegian Ice Siren
by orchaeus | May 13, 2024 | Status Update
People: “I’m going to find a good reason to take offense at something you did or didn’t do…” My friend Erik: “Uh, knock yourself out. I’m busy being actually authentic over here.”