by orchaeus | May 3, 2024 | Status Update
“You’re exactly the kind of trouble my mother warned me to get into.”
by orchaeus | May 3, 2024 | Status Update
My bear suit came today!! I’m finally going to get some dates!!
by orchaeus | May 2, 2024 | Status Update
“We love American culture. There’s no other culture on Earth that we can destroy, take over, manipulate, and influence with nothing more than memes. So much less expensive than physical weapons and soldiers! With nothing more than a Bear meme, we can rip...
by orchaeus | Apr 29, 2024 | Status Update
“I’m so old that when people talk about dating I think … “Carbon 14?”.” — Bobby Yingo at the Birthday Room
by orchaeus | Apr 29, 2024 | Status Update
“Why … ( put almost anything here ) … ??? “Because ‘common’ English is insanity pretending to be a language.”
by orchaeus | Apr 29, 2024 | Status Update
“There’s this weird opposite of Narcissism, or maybe there’s a word for this … where, a person’s total »lack of self esteem becomes a weapon wielded against those who love them. It’s as if there’s a vampiric void in their...
