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“There is so little chicken in that soup that I think it is homeopathically chickenated. There are either no or perhaps one or two molecules of chicken in this. It should be called ‘lipton memory of chicken noodle soup’.” — Bobby Yingo at the...

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Just ran 1.5 miles on the track in my new jogging shoes with my new kneebands after the quite a bit of knee pain from my last attempt to do 1 mile. Did 1.5 tonight. No pain. #runningmotivation #run

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“Let is define amateurbation negatively, in the sense that it is neither pro- nor master-” – Bobby Yingo at the Dark Side of The Chalkboard

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“You just take the word ‘ache’ and put an R in the front, and an L on the back…” — infraheard