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“Apparently some people on the street think that if they are wearing enough cologne or their perfume is strong enough — nothing is getting through that shit. And you know, they might be right… The other day I smelled some chick like 5 entire minutes before...

003886

“If someone is driving the car, with the kids »and the grandparents in the back seat… and they clearly demonstrate that either they are insane… or they are totally insane… you get them out from behind the wheel and put someone who can actually...

003889

“If you think you know what a season is, you will not recognize those you cannot name. If you think you know what a dog is, you will not recognize when one becomes a pair of wings. If you think you know what knowledge is, you are surely mistaken, for you have...

003891

There’s too much transformation (pun intended) happening too quickly to track. But there’s one simple thing I can say, and for the moment, it’s this: I don’t take my life for granted any more. Things like ‘I have legs’ are almost as...

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“It may well turn out to be the single most dangerous time to have an abjectly stupid president… in the history of the United States…” — infraheard