by orchaeus | Apr 6, 2025 | Status Update
“What I actually cannot understand is how my dog makes me so happy that… I will literally pick up his shit.” — infraheard
by orchaeus | Apr 5, 2025 | Status Update
The finish is dire in proportion to the idiocy of the game’s motivations…
by orchaeus | Apr 4, 2025 | Status Update
To Clean Some Things I sweep the floor Nothing has happened, but it’s incredibly profound I try to remember what my soul was like to be with It’s far away, I can’t tell if I am in trouble It seems that trouble is like water, formed into a raccoon It...
by orchaeus | Apr 3, 2025 | Status Update
“For most of human history, ‘the internet’ was made … of paper. From trees. Which should clue you in to what trees are actually »doing and being… outside of human representations and commercial activity.” — infrheard
by orchaeus | Apr 3, 2025 | Status Update
“A: Are you stupid?” B: Well, not exactly…” A: … B: “It’s just… well, when cheese is involved… I get greedy.”
by orchaeus | Apr 2, 2025 | Status Update
“– and pretending to not know something leads to awkward and idiotic results.” — especially when the scope is entire cultures over epochs
