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“I spilled some dirt from a potted plant. As I was cleaning it up, I became concerned that the dirt had become dirty. This is like my mind; it is far too concerned about water being wet, and fire being hot.” — infraheard

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“But let’s say he can acquire massive amounts of negative publicity by pissing off people in the media? Well now all of a sudden someone is absorbing the cost of this inefficient form of marketing for him. If a CNN story reaches 100,000 people,...

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“It’s not surprising that us comedians live in paradox. We simply find unidox too flat to be habitable.” — Bobby Yingo at the Gold Room

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“There’s a little secret in Job that gets easily overlooked; the Adversary knows that the Holy One will suffer all that Job suffers. And more, that the Adversary will not share in this suffering. For the Adversary neither lives in relation nor suffers; it...

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“The integrity and prowess of a football team should be directed at goals that aren’t invented. And results that actually matter. Perhaps the attention, interest and enthusiasm of millions of ‘viewers’ might somehow be similarly...