by orchaeus | Jan 30, 2025 | Status Update
“We will natherstar the prefungulate draculations of those evil other people who have glabularly gerfostrabed us!” — My prediction for near-term invective from a man who doesn’t speak English
by orchaeus | Jan 29, 2025 | Status Update
One of the reasons many people prefer relating with animals (rather than humans) is rather simple: animals are largely incapable of what humans are experts at… something I might call ‘the ironic counterpose’ of modernity, which underlies most of our...
by orchaeus | Jan 27, 2025 | Status Update
The Bible is not univocal, and was written by humans, in specific historical and rhetological circumstances… employing authorization protocols… in order to accomplish highly specific identity-political purposes that define in-group/out-group cohorts and...
by orchaeus | Jan 26, 2025 | Status Update
“I will trip on nothing at all. A thread on the ground is like an invisible snare set just for my right foot by God. If there’s a hair on a piece of tile, I will find a way to fall down catastrophically due to its invisible presence down low. I trip over...
by orchaeus | Jan 26, 2025 | Status Update
William S. Burroughs once said ‘We are Here to Go’. In this video, I accidentally stumble into some staggering insights after spending some time observing and reflecting upon the reflections of trees in the social pond at the SF Botanical Gardens. This is...
by orchaeus | Jan 24, 2025 | Status Update
“If you were an investor with insight, right now, you’d be buying up all the toilet paper you could possibly corner the market on… because, and mark my words here, America is about to become the most explosive shitshow in the history of poo mating...
