by orchaeus | Nov 25, 2024 | Status Update
“It is believed by most that time passes; in actual fact, it stays where it is. This idea of passing may be called time, but it is an incorrect idea, for since one sees it only as passing, one cannot understand that it stays just where it is.” — attributed...
by orchaeus | Nov 24, 2024 | Status Update
My son: Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a stop sign blown right through as often as this one. Me: I think you’re confused, son. My son: Why, dad? Me: Because now that Trump was elected, I’m pretty sure all stop signs are like that.
by orchaeus | Nov 24, 2024 | Status Update
“Show of hands, how many of you are animals in bed? < looks around > No, I meant … »when someone tries to get you out of it.” — Bobby Yingo at Mattress Warehouse
by orchaeus | Nov 24, 2024 | Status Update
“I had a dream last night that I was free-climbing El Capitan and nearly came off when I was almost at the top. I woke up on top of my refrigerator. Which reminds me of what happens when I try to figure shit out.” — Bobby Yingo at the Ice Cream...
by orchaeus | Nov 24, 2024 | Status Update
“When powers flex, the peasants bleed.” — a Russian witch
by orchaeus | Nov 24, 2024 | Status Update
A nominal ‘we’ is its opposite. Until actually established between ‘us’, »there is no ‘we’ at all…
