000826

“If you’re busy asserting which side you’re on, you’re not merely on the wrong page, you’re in the wrong book… and that book … is lethal. In both the senses… the Greek and the Modern.” — infraheard

000829

“While you’re busy dividing yourselves from your own country and its people, the enemies of your country are happily celebrating their victory and planning 19 new ways to further divide you. Patriotism is a lot more complex than you imagined, and...

000835

A vote for Trump is a sclerotic kleptocracy voting for a heart attack Meanwhile: a vote for Harris is a vote for a quadruple bypass — the intelligence that wasn’t, yet

000836

“Fascism (/ˈfæʃɪzəm/ FASH-iz-əm) is a far-right, authoritarian, and ultranationalist political ideology and movement,[1][2][3] characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural...

000839

“Mostly, this is all about two things. Gravy, and cheese. Well, and cheese gravy. Ok, it’s also the women. I mean, they make cheese. And gravy. And milk snakes. But no one is supposed to know that.” — Bobby Yingo at the Medusae Room

000841

“Attention: This Is Not An Actual Election. This is a Test of the Emergency Absence of an Actual Election System. If this had been an actual election, the unimaginable lying and posturing of one specific idiot would have gone untransmitted. And various public...